One should always be a gentlemen - Jesus Christ

Blog the First. John (Jack) Charles Blaise Larkin, the 10th Earl of Rowchester, A.R.C.M.

So there I was basically fucked. (excuse the profanity but oh my God) Wednesday february 11th 2009 10:51 p.m.

Academics = totalled.
Love Life= totalled.
Friends= totalled (one thinks I'm a sociopath)
The finances= totalled
My phone, my computer, iPod= broken, broken, cracked screen (totalled)
The Parents: refer to finances.

How did this happen to me? Damned if I know, it was all going well. handsome, 5 As in my state exams, a Summer of love behind me, a year of inter-continental trips (with the best school in Ireland), drunkeness, random debauchery, a new grand piano and moving into a house with my big brother lay ahead of me. What could go wrong? Like i said damned if I know, but it did. The trips are regulated beyond belief (communist china doesn't sound so fun people) , the drunkeness did NOT go well, the random debauchery never happened, the new grand piano did but all I can play now is depressing Chopin, and in the house with the brother ain't half as fun with the Rents dropping in sweeping the floor with nite-lights, and Kevlar vests on.

Biggest problem? I got really angry this year, no reason, maybe it was all just pent up but I've pissed off a lot of close people. I've been an insensitive prick, and right now I'm lonely.

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So what does Muggins here decide to do? He sets up a blog. and that wasn't even my original idea. I had to copy the idea off a friend.

Oh yeah, this isn't some emo cry of surrender or anything. Relax. You can feel cool reading this blog. I was like you once.

But basically if I've learned something from life, you can't mess around securing the flanks, you have to head straight for the objective and reap the spoils basically. In the words of Shakespeare (who was a pretty clever guy basically) "And dangers are to me indifferent"

So yeah, I don't know who you are, or if you enjoyed reading this.
But this is where I clean up. This when life gets good again

- Jack