My character and good name are in my own keeping. Life with disgrace is dreadful. A glorious death is to be envied.

Blog the Third, Midshipman John Charles Blaise Larkin, 10th Earl of Rowchester A.R.C.M.

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Valentines Day Report:

- Roused in my quarters at 3 p.m

- Stared at myself in the mirror for an hour

- Shower

- Breakfast

- Read "Atlas Shrugged"

- Bed by 7 p.m

- Comments: A horrible day by all accounts.

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So there I was right: lazy weekend in full swing, no school for the week as it was a mid-term break. Therefore, as a friend aptly put it "Fuck the Recession, bring on the RE-SESSION." So in stoic preparation for the eventful week ahead I did a good bit of the old thinking process today. Read up on this epic British Admiral called Horatio Nelson. He was a pretty cool guy yo' let me explain to you what he did;

France is all like "WE BE ROLLIN' ROUND THE CONTINENT EXPANDING OUR HOOD YO'"

But the U.K was all like "YO G, NO TYRANNY IN MAH EMPIRE BORDERS! >:0"

France had basically no idea who they were screwing with because there was this guy in the hood called Napoleon (think he joined G-UNIT after the war) who crowned himself emperor of france and thought he could do anything. Eventually Spain allies with France the declaration went like this. But then Nelson burst onto the scene and was like "TALLY HO OLD CHAPS, WE OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE DEMAND SATISFACTION, SHIP DUEL AT DAWN"

and beat them at Cape Traflagar at Spain but died on site. But Napoleon was all like "hmm maybe i should just go East and invade russia" PROTIP: NEVER INVADE RUSSIA

History Buff right here yo'

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Barrack Obama is a pretty cool guy

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