The Nature of the beneficial was bound to act thus. - Marcus Aurelius

Blog the Fourth, John Charles Blaise Larkin, The 10th Earl of Rowchester, A.R.C.M, Acting Lieutenant of Her Majesty's Ship "The INTENSE TRENCH"


So there I was right Monday; after 3 p.m; Sick. Worst sore throat I have suffered in quite some time, and many other maladies so woeful it would upset my stomach to scribe them down here. how did this arise? Let me dear reader give you an account of my voyage last night:

Twas 3 A.M when the gong was struck.

And that young Jack buck still awake in his bed.
for (like many nights past) in between a book lay his head.

Emperor Marcus Aurelius it was.
Delivering a nugget of knowledge in each clause.
But noticed his reader was not appreciating his written word & laws.

The Emperor of forgotten ages
Rose up from the pages
and after many a fit of rages shouted:

"YO G GET SOME SLEEP OR EAT LEAD"

Brave Jack smirked, he smiled.
He could not be beguiled

"JUST A SEC MARCUS DAWG I R GUN GET SOMETHING TO EAT YO"

Jack did run.
Toward the stair.
leading down to the food lair.

Jack did trip.
And Jack did fall.
And his head bounced down the steps like a ball.

-By John (Jack) Larkin

SEE! FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS CAN BE TOLD GRACEFULLY!


Oh and thank you my new followers Micki and Leah that made my day :D

Any other news this week:

Tuesday, Thursday and Friday = Rehearsals for a play I'm in (Could I sound less gay?) and partay whoop :0 and then back to skool :/

anyway thanks for reading yo'